you eat, you are fat. you don't eat, you are a freak. you drink, you are an alcoholic. you don't drink, you are a pussy. you read, you are a nerd. you don't read, you are stupid. you tell a secret, you are an attention seeker. you donät tell a sexret, you are still attention seeking. you let someone in, you are easy. you don't let someone in, you are too uptight. you smoke, you think you are cool. you don't smoke, ou re a loser. you've had sex, you are a slut. you haven't had sex, you are a frigid little bitch. you wear make up, you are a slag. you don't wear make up, you are ugly. you can't please anyone. ever.